"To imitate the imitator is a cunning play indeed" - s tear mask
The finger readers job is literally to look at the nearest two fingers and be like "two fingers side by side that's what it's fucking saying maybe get a pencil for it?"
I've been updating this like a lot everything kind of clicked at once. I think the m tear mask has the Flame of frenzy rune etched on it, dot dot dot radagon the small giant. I think I called the erdtree god the golden order somewhere, the golden order is the church established after Maradonica broke fixed the Ring and tried to Quarantine the death rune. Rune was stolen by the black knives, all women, incidentally, and used to kill godwyn. The Greater Will is the God of the erdtrees, I think. The erdtrees come from crucibles. Crucible are, like, gah, it's a space dandelion done landed on a big finger like a real real big finger that's the story
Marika, early on, realized she wouldn't be able to overcome the Greater Will alone, should the need arise.
The Greater Will is a space amoeba sorcerer that wants to go multicellular and when I say big you thought the finger was big hoo boy
Radagon, like Marika, likely predated the Elden Ring and the arrival of the crucible, maybe even anticipated it. Radagon, and I'm pretty sure about this, is Marika's Mimic Tear, bonded to marika the way torrent is to us and serosh is to godfrey, and left summoned for a looooooooong time. Like Long enough to have kids, raise kids, remarry, have more kids long.
Radagon Marika, divorced of will. or Will. As in Greater. The mystery there though is how red hair but hold on I'm getting there [see above I'm on mushrooms tonight (see below)]
When Marika announced her intention to fully understand the GWill she drew a line in the sand. Godfrey stood on the other side. She had to've known he would. So, her shadow, General Radagon, who Marika had been having learn gravity magic and carian magic gets recalled for, look we all saw Loki right?
I do think Rad loved ren i dont think he had a choice in the matter as i think zamorans are born magnetically charged twins and i think the tree god didnt know this when it chose marika as its avatar. D Hunter and Beholder is a zamoran. Probably seluvis and jerren. As was Marika, probably, once.
So the Big mystery is
Why or how did Radagon give the Unborn rune to Renalla. If radagon had a copy of the elden ring, kept secret from the Greater Will, wait, no, the Unborn rune we get from rennala can't be activated, which is like the, ahem, two factor authentication for the runes (see there are bullshit radio towers in Elden Ring)
Unless,
The Radagon Mimic was created AFTER Marika bonded with the Ring, creating a secret copy of the Elden Ring cut off from the Greater Will despite being locked in a vessel that was technically ; a kind of back-up save...
Look fuck you gotta think like a fucking amoeba the elden beast is a fucking single called organism that desperateeeeeeeellllllyyyyyy wants to be multicellular but it can't even seem to manage what's it called cell devisi9n. It's like the butthole monster from Evolution with...fucking...the 7 up guy I gotta look that up now jesus
[2 weeks pass]
Marika the Eternal made radagon the mimic tear
So how does radahon get the rebirth rune to leave with rennala before Marika breaks and distributes the Elden Rune? Radagon would have to have been w rennala loooong before the murder of godwyn, as ranni is implied to be the architect of the plot. Radagon and rennalas children are demigods, though, so it's possible Marika mimicked the ER into radagon as well.
Unless she somehow only copied the rebirth rune gaaaah why am I so hung up on radagon the younger godsdamned rune
The Zamorians are a race of long-lived gravity sorcerers that were considered mortal foes of the fire giants. They could also be the onyx and ivory lords. If they aren't the Numen then they may have provided the other half of the genetic code, or whatever, for either/both the crossbreeds radagon and malekith
Radagon taught radahn gravity magic dot dot dot onyx ivory dot dot dot astel worms fucking everywhere
Those exploding gravity worms guarding the egaols are baby astels but house caria doesn't seem connected to astel and ranni seems to oppose or be indifferent to astel. Actually the dragonflies are baby astels but they turn into the grave worms
So the grave worms and astels may be like remora fish for the lord of night shark the way the hand spiders/two fingers are remora for the golden order shark and land octopuses maybe connect to Destined Death. Look at the Growths around f azula, theyre landopusses w godwyn eyeball pustules, that was godwyns palace once hes the supple young god that was skinned, Look things get very hr giger beyond here with that and I'm a very reserved person outside of the bedroom
Right
Fuck specifically D the other somehow worse D, Gideon and Seluvis but not dung eater. Milo's a short giant and a pathetic incel that someone needs to beat the shit out of and teach a few lessons to but he's redeemable, spiritually. Oh and fuck extra specifically Igi I hate you fucking with your smug ass igi get fucked you worthless wannabe hewg
Blaidd you were a very very good boy, right to the end.
There's a shadow story between blade and ranni, and malekith and Marika
Torrent, probably a small one of those spirit beasts in siofra, is bonded to us the way serosh bonded to h loux to create Godfrey. When Marika yoinked Godfrey's soul out Godfrey was basically turned into a vegetable puppeted by the Lion.
But old hulk hogan was playing possum.
Sending hoarax away was the smartest play of all. Put your fucking snout in my world try it once chickenshitass lion
The ancestral followers, the species the game calls nobles, are supposed to travel AWAY from established erdtrees so they can get and stay healthy enough to make more erdtrees.
So Serosh, who almost nobody can see in his phantom form, bear in mind gets to spend however many years barbarianing sorry generaling up somewhere else, somewhere where, basically, too much mystical nitrogen is building up in the soil in tlb
Then, unlike gudeons dumb as fuck Big Play, hogan murders the fuck out of serosh, yknow, the part of himself that was the problem, the second his throat enters our dimension and he, hoarax, literally physically could. Then, very next move,
fucking
powerbomb
And that's a lot of wet undergarments, your honor.
Godwyns bottom half is a basilisk. There see I sex policed myself happy
Ooh am i gonna hit publish this time oh oh am I it's Saturday I'm very high on mushrooms uh oh here we go
Look I'm typing on my phone into a platform that barely works on the machines it's designed for I'm giving what I'm getting
Oh and I love genuinely love that rannis quest is "look I can't, like, ask someone to kill my brother so I can be the next global avatar but the motherfucker is literally holding back progress so I'll just sit here and wait for blaidd the himbo to fucking piece it together I guess"
